8CITING CELEBR8TION

An acquaintance of mine sent me a very cre8tive invitation to a party on 8-8-08. I have removed their names and contact information for the obvious reasons. Hope you find it as cleaver as I did.

WE ARE CELEBR8ING
A SIGNIFICANT D8 8-8-08
FESTIVITIES INITI8 AT APPROXIM8LY 8:08PM
LOC8TION:
COMMUNIC8: RSVP

8S RULE (8 DELIC8 SUGGESTIONS - APPROPRI8 WHATEVER APPEALS)

• WEAR 8 ITEMS OF CLOTHING (UNDERWEAR COUNTS) INCLUDING A FAVOR8 TEE SHIRT.

• BRING ANOTHER GR8 TEE SHIRT FOR THE GRAB BAG AND EXTRIC8 A NEW ONE FOR YOU

• BRING A DON8ION FOR THE TABLE WITH 8 INGREDIENTS

• BRING A POST-IT WITH AN 8 WORD SLOGAN FOR YOUR FAVOR8 CANDID8

• SATI8 YOUR THIRST AND SOMEONE ELSE’S WITH A CONTRIBUTION TO THE BAR

• BRING A M8

• OR8 A TOAST TO 8NESS

• CRE8 YOUR OWN 8TH (8TH DEADLY SIN, 8TH DAY OF THE WEEK, 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD, 8CETERA…